Doctor Who Comic Relief 2011 Space: Part 1 by Lori2014
- Hey you. - Hey.
Listen, can we talk?
ROREEEY!
No shut up. I've just got a question, that's all.
- You OK up there? - Yeah, fine, no problem.
- What are you doing? - Helping the Doctor!
- Ahm... it's humming, is that OK? - Yeah, it's fine, we're just entering conceptual space.
Imagine a banana or anything curved, actually don't, since it's not curved or like a banana. Forget the banana!
Is he helping you fly the TARDIS?
Oh, test of the couplings two, seven and eleven.
Like I showed you.
How come he gets to - you never let me have a go?
- Doctor? - Go. - Seriously, I let her drive my car once.
To the end of the road.
Where, according to Amy, there was an unexpected house.
He's jealous because I passed my test first time.
- You cheated. You wore a skirt. - I didn't wear a skirt.
That would have worked too.
No, I did wear a skirt, but it was any old skirt.
- Have you ever seen Amy drive, Doctor? - No. - Neither did her driving examiner.
Actually, it was this one.
It was this skirt.
What was that?
Rory, did you drop a thermo coupling?
Sorry.
How did you do that? I told you, "Don't drop them."
I specifically mentioned not dropping.
It was my fault.
- Of course, it wasn't your fault. - It kind of was her fault.
How can it be her fault?
It was my skirt, my husband and your glass floor.
- Oh, Rory. - Sorry.
We've landed. The emergency materialisation should be fine,
should have locked onto the safest space available.
Doctor, what's happened?
Safest spot available. The TARDIS has materialised inside itself.
Is that supposed to happen?
Take a guess.
No. That's the one.
Well, what are you doing?
I've absolutely no idea.
OK, that is a bit weird.
That is actually pretty cool.
Glad you're entertained, Rory. Now that we're stuck here for all eternity,
at least you won't be bored.
- Wait! What? We're stuck? - Inside of the TARDIS is now joined to outside of the TARDIS,
worse than a time loop, a space loop.
Nothing can enter or leave this ship ever again.
OK, kids, this is where it gets complicated.