1 00:00:01,489 --> 00:00:12,490 Doctor Who Comic Relief 2011 Part 2: Time by Little_Squirrel 2 00:00:15,489 --> 00:00:18,890 - Who the hell are you? - I'm you... from your future. 3 00:00:20,289 --> 00:00:24,480 - Tell me exactly what's happened. - Well, the exterior shell of the TARDIS 4 00:00:24,481 --> 00:00:30,450 has drifted forwards in time. If you step into the box now you step inside the control room a tiny bit into the past. 5 00:00:30,799 --> 00:00:35,190 - I don't understand. - Neither do I. - But you just said it. 6 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:41,490 No, I'm just repeating it. I'm just remembering what I heard myself saying when I was standing where you are standing now and repeating it. I'm just repeating this too. 7 00:00:41,491 --> 00:00:45,490 - And this... and this. - Ah, I still don't understand. - You still don't. 8 00:00:45,491 --> 00:00:48,490 OK, when does this Amy step into the box? We need to maintain the timeline. 9 00:00:48,495 --> 00:00:51,000 - Ah. As soon as she's slapped Rory. - OK. 10 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,890 - Ha... No. Why do I get slapped? - Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. 11 00:00:54,891 --> 00:00:59,400 One mistake and the whole timelime could collapse. We'll end up with two Amy Ponds forever and then what would you do? 12 00:01:03,489 --> 00:01:06,490 OK, you, into the Policebox, now. 13 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,596 - And then I become her? - Yes, go, go, go. 14 00:01:10,489 --> 00:01:13,490 - Do I really look like that? - Yeah. Yeah, you do. 15 00:01:14,636 --> 00:01:17,064 - I'd give you a driving licence. - I bet you would. 16 00:01:17,104 --> 00:01:22,440 Oh, this is how it all ends - Pond flirting with herself! True love at last. 17 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:27,312 - Oh... Sorry, Rory. - Absolutely no problem at all. 18 00:01:27,352 --> 00:01:30,100 - Now, Amy. - What's the first line? 19 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,796 - OK, kids, this is where it gets complicated. - Gotcha. 20 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:36,940 - So, is that it? Are we OK now? - No, we're still trapped. 21 00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:42,580 - What are you doing? - You told us to get into the police box. 22 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,204 From... from your point of view, 23 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,348 you're about to tell us to get into the police box. From our point of view, 24 00:01:46,388 --> 00:01:49,284 you just told us to get into the police box, which is why we got in the police box, 25 00:01:49,324 --> 00:01:52,020 which is why we're here. 26 00:01:52,060 --> 00:01:54,924 - Do I have to remember all of that? - It just sort of happens. 27 00:01:54,964 --> 00:01:56,536 - Hi. - Hi. 28 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:59,408 Stop that! You two, into the police box now. Run. 29 00:02:00,469 --> 00:02:02,470 - So. What now? - You two stay where you are. 30 00:02:02,469 --> 00:02:04,470 - What are you doing? I'm setting up a controlled temporal implosion. 31 00:02:04,871 --> 00:02:10,470 It's the only way to reset the TARDIS but unless I find exactly the right lever to control the implosion we're all gonna die. 32 00:02:11,469 --> 00:02:15,000 - You don't know which leaver. - No, but I'm about to find out. 33 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:21,000 - The wibbley leaver! - The wibbley leaver. Thank you! 34 00:02:40,448 --> 00:02:43,516 OK. We're back in normal flight, the TARDIS is no longer inside itself, 35 00:02:43,556 --> 00:02:45,176 the localised time field is no longer about to implode 36 00:02:45,177 --> 00:02:47,892 and rip a hole in all causality, but just in case... 37 00:02:48,932 --> 00:02:51,468 Pond, put some trousers on.