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Кэтрин - English is well dry
Одноклассница - I dont see what's so great about reading anyways
Кэтрин - No. reading's for losers
Одноклассница - Ain't it thought?
At least we got a new teacher today
Кэтрин - Year right that'll a laugh, innit?
Девид - Morning
Класс - Alright
Девид - As I'm sure you're aware my name is Mr. Logan
I'm your new English teacher, nice to meet you all
Hope you're all ready to get to grips with some Elizabethan Literature
Let's all turn to page 53 in our poetry textbooks
and we'll dive straight in with the Bard himself
Кэтрин - Sir?
Девид - Year
Кэтрин - Are you English sir?
Девид - No Scottish.
Кэтрин - So you ain't English then
Девид - No British
Кэтрин - So you ain't English then
Девид - No. I'm not, but as you can see,
I do speak English
Кэтрин - But I can't unerstand what you're sayning sir
Девид - Well, cleary you can
Кэтрин - Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?
Девид - No. I'm talking English
Кэтрин - Right. Don't sound like it
Девид - OK whatever you want Now let's get on with Shakespeare
Кэтрин - I don't think you're qualified to teach us English
Девид - I am perfectly qualified to teach English
Кэтрин - I don't think you are though
Девид - You don't have to be English to teach it
Кэтрин - Right. Have we got double English? Or double Scottish?
Девид - Is yor name Lauren Cooper by any chance?
Кетрин - Why?
Девид - Your reputation presedes you
Кетрин - Ain't it though?
Девид - So, Shakespeare's Sonnets
Кетрин - Sir?
Девид - Sonnet is a poem
Кетрин - Sir?
Девид - written in fourteen lines
Кетрин - Sir?
Девид - The last two of which
Кетрин - Sir?
Девид - must form a rhyming couplet
Кетрин - Sir, Sir?
Девид - Yes Lauren
Кетрин - Can i axk you a question
Девид - Not just now
Кетрин - Can i axk you a question now
Девид - Just wait
Кетрин - But can't I just axk you a queston?
I'm gonna only axk only axk you a question
Can't axk you a question?
I'm just axking a question
Can't axk you a question?
Девид - What is it?
Кетрин - Are you the Doctor?
Девид - DOCTOR WHO???
Кетрин с однокласснецей - Though
Девид - I don't know what you're talking about
Кетрин - You look like Doctor Who though
Девид - I'm not Doctor Who. I'm your English teacher!
Кетрин - I don't think you are though
Девид - Lauren
Кетрин - I think you are a 945 year old Time Lord
Девид - Listen
Кетрин - Did you just pitch up from Mars
Девид - Don't be ridiculous
Кетрин - You know your house right?
Девид - What?
Кетрин - You know your house?
Девид - Year
Кетрин - Is it bigger on the inside?
Девид - Be quiet
Кетрин - Did you park the TARDIS on the meter?
Девид - Can we please get back to Snakespeare?
Thank you. So
Кетрин - Do you fancy Billie Paper, sir?
Девид - Right
You are the most insolent child i've ever had the misforune to teach.
Кетрин - Thank you.
Девид - You're pointless, repetitious and extremely dull!
Кетрин - BJT like Shakespeare
Девид - You are not even worthy to mention his name!
William Shakespeare was a genius
You little madam are definitely not,
now sit there keep you mouth shut,
or i will fail you in this whole module right now
Кетрин - Amest i Bothet-ed?
Девид - What?
Кетрин - Amest i Bothet-ed for sooth?
Девид - Lauren.
Кетрин - Looketh at my fase.
Девид - I don't
Кетрин - Looketh at my fase.
Девид - Stop it
Кетрин - is this the bothered face thou sees before thee?
Девид - Right, i'm calling your parents
Кетрин - Are you disrespecting the House of Cooper?
Art thou calling my mother a pox ridden wench?
Девид - Enough.
Кетрин - Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple?
Девид - Lauren.
Кетрин - But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple
Девид - Listen to me
Кетрин - But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple though
Девид - That's enougn
Кетрин - Faceth! Bovvered, looketh, looketh!
My liege, my liege, my liege, my liege, bovvered faceth! Bov
Девид - Stop
Кетрин: You'll take the high road
and I'll take the low road
I ain't no bovvered. I ain't bovverd! Look!
Face, bovverd! Bovver-ed face, bovver-ed. I ain't no bovver-ed
My liege i be not bovver-ed for sooth.
I be not bovver-ed. Face bovvered? I ain't bovvered!
Face, bovveted, Shakespeare, sonnet. I ain't even bovverd
My mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun
Coral is far more red than her libs red.
If snow be while why then her breasts are dun
if hair be wires black wires grow on her head
I have seen roses damasked red and white.
But no such roses see I in her cheeks
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in breath that from my mistress reeks
I love to hear her speak yet well I know
That Music hath a far pleasing sound
I grant I never saw a goddess go
My mistress, when she walks treads on the ground
And yet by heaven. I think my love as rare
As any she belies with false compare
Bite me, Alien boy!!!
Девид - That's better
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Кукла Розы (Кетрин) - I still ain't bovvered!!!
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